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I hate Christmas

This will be the 3rd Christmas to serve as a painful reminder that my family is broken.

Christmas is the saddest day of the year for me.

Besides that, it’s damn hard work and fucking expensive.

I hate it. I’m dreading it.

Yes, I am The Grinch.

Numbers, numbers, numbers

-100 – my current level of patience. Would you PLEASE just close those fucking doors so they stop banging already? Jeez …

1 – the number of kids I’m still supposed to have, according a psychic. Yeah, right HAH!

2 – litres of water … that’s what I’m trying to drink every day.

4 – sleeps till my Mom’s 60th birthday … Grand West, here we come baby!

5 – my shoe size.

7 – months since I last went to gym. OMG.

8 – kilos to lose now dammit.

9 – years I’ve been in this house now … was only supposed to be 4 or 5 MAX.

11 – days till our company Christmas lunch and we close up shop for the year.

14 – sites being published today.

15 – the average number of Panados I currently need to take each day to keep my headache down to a dull throb.

17 – days till Christmas. Crap.

20 – years out of school now! Our reunion is this Saturday EEK!!

26 – the supposed temperature forecast for Cape Town today. Really?

29 – days till my baby turns 15. Bloody hell, that’s just insane.

30 – the average number of Kent Menthols being smoked by yours truly each day. Not a word. I know.

32 – the size of 99% of my summer clothes AAARGH!! One times nekkid summer coming up?

37 – apparently that’s my age, but I think someone’s playing a cruel joke on me.

43 – minutes. The length of the new Kings of Leon album – far too freaking short IMO.

49 – sites to complete and publish before we close next week. Fuck.

163 – my height, in cm’s.

350 – ronds in my purse.

368 – posts on my blog now. Good grief, I spit out a lot of shit!

1000+ – the number of unread items in my Google Reader. So sad …

2708 – the pixel height of the site design I’m currently working on.

5548 – tweets to my name.

5995 – my odometer reading. That’s less than 1000k’s a month. Wow, I REALLY don’t get out much, do I?

The weekend ahead

Work. Sun. Work. Braai. Work. Bed. Work. Sun. Work. Bed.

Thrilling eh?

Have a good one my friends XXX

Sex on Fire

Mmk, so I mentioned yesterday that I am just LOVING the new Kings of Leon album,
Only by the Night.

Seriously, this is my absolute FAVOURITE album at the moment!

For those of you who have no clue who they are or what they sound like, here’s a sample …

It’s the first single off their album called “Sex on Fire.”

ENJOY!

DAMN! They ROCK!

If you’re struggling to watch the video then click here to listen to a snippet at Last.fm