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-100 – my current level of patience. Would you PLEASE just close those fucking doors so they stop banging already? Jeez …

1 – the number of kids I’m still supposed to have, according a psychic. Yeah, right HAH!

2 – litres of water … that’s what I’m trying to drink every day.

4 – sleeps till my Mom’s 60th birthday … Grand West, here we come baby!

5 – my shoe size.

7 – months since I last went to gym. OMG.

8 – kilos to lose now dammit.

9 – years I’ve been in this house now … was only supposed to be 4 or 5 MAX.

11 – days till our company Christmas lunch and we close up shop for the year.

14 – sites being published today.

15 – the average number of Panados I currently need to take each day to keep my headache down to a dull throb.

17 – days till Christmas. Crap.

20 – years out of school now! Our reunion is this Saturday EEK!!

26 – the supposed temperature forecast for Cape Town today. Really?

29 – days till my baby turns 15. Bloody hell, that’s just insane.

30 – the average number of Kent Menthols being smoked by yours truly each day. Not a word. I know.

32 – the size of 99% of my summer clothes AAARGH!! One times nekkid summer coming up?

37 – apparently that’s my age, but I think someone’s playing a cruel joke on me.

43 – minutes. The length of the new Kings of Leon album – far too freaking short IMO.

49 – sites to complete and publish before we close next week. Fuck.

163 – my height, in cm’s.

350 – ronds in my purse.

368 – posts on my blog now. Good grief, I spit out a lot of shit!

1000+ – the number of unread items in my Google Reader. So sad …

2708 – the pixel height of the site design I’m currently working on.

5548 – tweets to my name.

5995 – my odometer reading. That’s less than 1000k’s a month. Wow, I REALLY don’t get out much, do I?