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We apologise for the inconvenience

Dear cow_grrrl,

We regret to inform you that *once again* your X has chosen to be in Johannesburg “on business” on this Thursday night.

This is of course, the one evening a week that your children are supposed to spend some time with him so you’ll need to let them know that their expectations have yet again been dashed.

Further to this, kindly cancel any notions / thoughts / ideas / plans / arrangements of your own that you may have had for tonight.

We are well aware that this disappointing news comes as no surprise to you based on the historical patterns of your X’s behaviour, but thought it prudent to remind you that it’s utterly pointless for you to plan to “get a life”.

Have a great day!
The Gremlins Who Love To Get Up Your Nose And Piss You Off