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	<description>don&#039;t hold your breath</description>
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		<title>Single ladies: do not dispair</title>
		<link>http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/2009/09/11/single-ladies-do-not-dispair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justBcoz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dimitri the stud]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hope for single ladies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There is hope yet! How can you resist? Well, if none of these beauties appeals to you, you can always give ol&#8217; Dimitri The Stud a try. What do you mean you don&#8217;t know who Dimitri is? He&#8217;s a LEGEND!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">There is hope yet!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1406" title="single" src="http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/single.jpg" alt="single" width="380" height="1541" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">How can you resist?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Well, if none of these beauties appeals to you, you can always<br />
<a href="http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny" target="_blank">give ol&#8217; Dimitri The Stud a try</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">What do you mean you don&#8217;t know who Dimitri is?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He&#8217;s a LEGEND!</p>
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		<title>Santa&#8217;s Gmail</title>
		<link>http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/2008/12/04/santas-gmail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justBcoz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I love this]]></category>

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		<title>Cut the crap</title>
		<link>http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/2008/11/20/cut-the-crap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justBcoz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This *was* going to be a s-e-r-i-o-u-s entry &#8230; Actually, I had a whole long post to write about &#8220;Cut the crap&#8221; after my session in the Think Tank this morning. No kidding &#8211; I was going to have a bit of a rant about something that annoys the hell out of me when it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This *was* going to be a s-e-r-i-o-u-s entry &#8230;</p>
<p>Actually, I had a whole long post to write about &#8220;Cut the crap&#8221; after my session in the Think Tank this morning. No kidding &#8211; I was going to have a bit of a rant about something that annoys the hell out of me when it comes to how how certain articles and/or blog posts are written.</p>
<p>But hey, I&#8217;ve just been landed with 3 sites to code today so now there&#8217;s no time for that. AND, it just so happens that my Dad sent this to me this morning, which kinda sums up everything I wanted to say anyway! Metaphorically speaking, that is hehehe &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/crap.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-826" title="crap" src="http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/crap.jpg" alt="" width="440" height="600" /></a></p>
<p>On a completely different note &#8211; I&#8217;m making EXCELLENT progress on my <a href="http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/2008/11/19/checklist-for-durban/" target="_blank">checklist for Durban</a> YAY!</p>
<p>ONLY ONE MORE DAY &#8230;. WOOHOOO!!!</p>
<p>Right, let me be wenting &#8230;</p>
<p>Have a ROCKING day everyone <img src='http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>X X X</p>
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		<title>Used toilet paper for sale</title>
		<link>http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/2008/11/02/used-toilet-paper-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 15:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justBcoz</dc:creator>
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		<title>Time for Friday fails</title>
		<link>http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/2008/10/03/time-for-friday-fails/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justBcoz</dc:creator>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/carbonk.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-645" title="carbonk" src="http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/carbonk-300x200.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dear-miriam.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-646" title="dear-miriam" src="http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dear-miriam.jpg" alt="" width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
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		<title>Sorry if you don&#8217;t speak Afrikaans</title>
		<link>http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/2008/09/25/sorry-if-you-dont-speak-afrikaans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justBcoz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[i needed a giggle today]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Een dag, lank, lank gelede was daar &#8216;n vrou wat nie vol kak was nie &#8230; Maar dit was FOKKEN lank gelede &#8230; En net Een Dag ****************************************************************************** Loosely translated: One day, long, long ago, there was a woman who wasn&#8217;t full of crap &#8230; But it was EFFING long ago &#8230; And just One [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Een dag, lank, lank gelede was daar &#8216;n vrou wat nie vol kak was nie &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/eendag.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-596 aligncenter" title="eendag" src="http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/eendag.jpg" alt="" width="243" height="339" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Maar dit was FOKKEN lank gelede &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>En net Een Dag</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Loosely translated:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">One day, long, long ago, there was a woman who wasn&#8217;t full of crap &#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">But it was EFFING long ago &#8230;</p>
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