Funnies:
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of [...]
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’ MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, [...]
This *was* going to be a s-e-r-i-o-u-s entry … Actually, I had a whole long post to write about “Cut the crap” after my session in the Think Tank this morning. No kidding – I was going to have a bit of a rant about something that annoys the hell out of me when it [...]
Where there’s a will …