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Kiss the pumpkin butt goodbye

justBcoz — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:04:21 +0000

Yeah, yeah, yeah … I’ve been MIA from this here blog for a while … this I know.

Anyhoo, I reckon you’ve probably had enough of staring at the pumpkin arse by now, so here’s something else for you to stare at and ponder upon until I have enough time and motivation to write a post.

Happy Halloween

justBcoz — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:30:07 +0000

How not to take a sick day

justBcoz — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:39:36 +0000

Single ladies: do not dispair

justBcoz — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:42:17 +0000

There is hope yet!

How can you resist?

Well, if none of these beauties appeals to you, you can always
give ol’ Dimitri The Stud a try.

What do you mean you don’t know who Dimitri is?

He’s a LEGEND!

Friday Facebook Fail

justBcoz — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:24:06 +0000

Life as a programmer

justBcoz — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:44:33 +0000

“You know, when you have a program that does something really cool, and you wrote it from scratch, and it took a significant part of your life, you grow fond of it. When it’s finished, it feels like some kind of amorphous sculpture that you’ve created. It has an abstract shape in your head that’s completely independent of its actual purpose. Elegant, simple, beautiful. Then, only a year later, after making dozens of pragmatic alterations to suit the people who use it, not only has your Venus- de-Milo lost both arms, she also has a giraffe’s head sticking out of her chest and a cherubic penis that squirts colored water into a plastic bucket. The romance has become so painful that each day you struggle with an overwhelming urge to smash the fucking thing to pieces with a hammer.”

Nick Foster