Posted March 20th, 2010 by justBcoz in Current Events []
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* * * 4 APRIL * * *

39 <– for those of you who keep forgetting how old I am *cough* Son#1 *cough*

I know you’ve all been saving like mad for this, dying for the opportunity to spoil me with awesome presents, but I’m guessing that you have no clue what to buy me. Right? Right.

Here’s a tip: anyone who gets me anything remotely “practical” will be fired / unfollowed / defriended / disinherited on the spot. No bulk packs of 48 toilet rolls please. Yes, I have been given this as a gift before, I shit you not.

Here’s what I won’t say no to:

  1. Final Fantasy 13 for Xbox 360
  2. Ralf Lauren Polo Sport for Women
  3. Flowers
  4. Dragonlance Chronicles Gift Set
  5. Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness (Mac)
  6. Flowers
  7. Vanilla Cream Body Hamper
  8. Lapillus Worry Skull
  9. Flowers
  10. Monin Watermelon Liqueur
  11. Bram Stoker’s Dracula: Collector’s Edition
  12. Flowers

Mmk … that’s enough to start with :D

justBcoz
  1. Chris M says:

    OMG, I thought you were in your early thirities, geeeeez! Looks can fool clearly!

    LMAO @ “fired”, eeeeeek. Guess I should go for flowers to be safe ;)

  2. you say xbox360, but i’m yet to receive that friend invite on live!
    regarding dragonlance, you should see my bookshelf :P i even have the DVD!

  3. justBcoz says:

    @Chris … That’s a joke, hey? Early thirties? What, was I like 12 when I had Son#1?

    Flowers are always a winner with me :-)

    @Geoffrey … I know, I know! I haven’t been on Live for ages. Dragonlance looks the shizz – man, I love fantasy.

  4. Chris M says:

    Flowers are boring, I know you want gadgets :D

  5. Angel says:

    You added on 10 years didn’t you? I’ve done that, ‘coz then I look spectacular for 46 or so and you SO don’t look anywhere near 39
    :P
    Would you settle for a gift voucher?

  6. cath says:

    who the fuck sent you 48 rolls of toilet paper? Wah. wah.

    x

  7. Nats says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  8. justBcoz says:

    Thank you Nats!