But Operation Yellow Bikini is being reinstated!

I know you’ve been here with me more than once over the last year and absolutely bugger all came of it. I KNOW. So don’t you DARE roll your eyes at me, mmk?

You know what I realized this morning? I have not weighed this much since my last child was born, nearly 16 years ago. Holy Frigging Moly! That’s just disgusting …

I’m feeling like an absolute WHALE these days and quite frankly, I’m sick of it – sick of not fitting into my clothes, sick of having to disguise the blubber, sick of feeling ugly, sick of being grim about all this.

Sick. Sick. Sick!

So … I decided yesterday that *that* was my last day of eating crap.

I AM going to lose these extra 10kg! Sheesh … ten bloody kilograms. That’s completely horrendous!

To kick it off, I’m doing the water, fruit and veg thing only for this week. That’s it – no processed carbs, no meat, no cool drink and no alcohol. I’d say no dairy, but I have milk in my coffee and tea and I’m going throw some feta into my salads. Protein? I’m getting that from whey powder, which I’ll mix into my breakfast shakes and lunchtime green smoothies.

And hells, I’m going to have to overcome my exercise allergy. Buggeration.

Mmk, grumble over. I’m doing this! Feck.