- Mother Nature would not be such a bitch. I mean REALLY! Pimples and wrinkles at the same time? Come ON!
- My phone and doorbell would never ring. Not ever.
- Adjustable bras, as clever as they are, wouldn’t unhook themselves and smack me in my face. Usually at the *most* inconvenient time, of course.
- I’d get paid to read for a living. Yes, I AM that lazy.
- Forgetting a movie 5 minutes after I’d just watched it would never happen. Do you realize how tiresome this is?
- I’d totally rock the “Eau Natural” look.
- T-shirt manufacturers would take into account that some of us ACTUALLY HAVE BOOBS!
- House plants would never need to be watered. Please don’t ever buy me one as a gift – it’ll just die, mmk?
- My son would never say: “So how did you manage to put on so much weight?” Thanks boy – love you too!
- Muffin tops would be regarded as a Thing of Beauty. Enviable even.
(No, those aren’t mine)
“My phone and doorbell would never ring. Not ever.”
Totally!
@Hanlie I agree with JustBcoz. You must do a huge amount of research for your posts and they are always well written.
@Po … I get that, but it always gets messy! Firstly, no-one wants to sit through the same movie AGAIN with me (what do you mean you don’t want to watch that Midsomer Murders for the 7th time?) and secondly, the constant “But you’ve seen this” … “No I haven’t!” argument gets boring. I think this must be a Female Alzheimer’s thing – so many women seem to experience this.
@Angel … they’re rather yummy, aren’t they? Gosh, how awesome would it be NOT to have to wear a bra? That would solve issue no.3 too!
@Hanlie … I think you could, you know. You research very thoroughly and I believe you’d make an excellent writer-of-articles and get paid for it! Seriously.
I want to be paid for spending time online. And I hear you on the pimples and wrinkles… and the boobs!
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I want boobs like that…
And I so want to be paid for reading!
I forget the plots of all the movies I watch too, but I see it as a bonus because I can watch them again and never get bored!