Mmk, before you all go thinking that I have some sexual identity crisis, let me just say this:
I AM 100% WOMAN.
But sometimes, I wonder if I accidentally got into the wrong queue when male and female brains were being handed out, especially after the results of this test showed that I am 98% likely to be MALE waha!
No, seriously, I AM all-chick, but there are quite a few bird-like behaviours that I don’t subscribe to …
- I hate shopping. I’m not kidding – I *really* hate it. It’s tiring, it’s expensive and it’s ridiculously b-o-r-i-n-g! In particular, CLOTHES shopping. OMG, I dread that … browsing, trying on stuff AAARRGH. So yeah, I haven’t bought any new clothes or accessories for years. About the only things I can tolerate going shopping for are books, games, music and gadgets. The rest just sucks.
- Housework is just the biggest drag ever. I can’t stand it … it takes something rather special for me to wash the dishes or do a load of laundry – an insanely bad mood can spark me off. Thank heavens I have a fantastic Char Lady to help me ‘cos I don’t think I’ve used the vacuum cleaner this year hehehe …
- I don’t cook. Yes, I *can* cook (I worked in catering and spent time training as a chef) but I have better things to do.
- I really like beer.
- Girl Talk. Don’t go there, just don’t. I’m not interested.
- Kid Talk. Again, don’t start. I really couldn’t give a shit about the colour of your kid’s snot. (And BTW, all babies are fugly.)
- And don’t even *think* about trying the whole “he said, she said” thing on me. That’s guaranteed to push my Zone Out button.
- Burps and farts have zero impact on me … go head, try it!
- Primping and preening – OMF! *What* a waste of time! I like to look decent every day though, so I do take time to get ready and stuff, but I HATE it. The worst part – drying my damn hair and trying to make it look like anything grrr.
- Chick flicks. SIES! Gimme some shoot-em-up action movie over soppy, unrealistic happily-ever-after crap anyday.
Meh.
@Po … Hahahaha! I do that too!
@Andre … mmk hehehe 😉
@B … NAILS!!! OMG, another thing I need to add to the grooming regimen 🙁
@Chris … 😀
Hahaha, had such a good laugh when I read that list!
I like chick flicks, doing my nails..and so on..
I can change my own tyres, clutch cable, and do most car repairs.. I can do almost any technical task and can do more with a hairclip than most people.. But I choose not to do this all the time.. I want to be a girl.. I want boys to look at my boobies not ask me to fix their damn pc..lol!
I will go to the rugby with the boys, drink beer with them and perve at girls with them.. but only as long as they remember that I am a girl too… 😉
*flexes*
Hahahahaha
You can pile the reasons as high as you like, m’am.
None of the boys are confused..At all.
Ask the G-Man :))
Hmm I hate shopping for clothes too, it drives me nuts, usually I grab something that I think might fit and dont even try it on. It never ever fits when I get home though!
No I don’t! If I watch a chick flick, it’s ONLY because there’s bugger-all else on TV. And I certainly wouldn’t PAY to go watch one!
*flexes*
You do like chick flicks!
*tough guy*